The Summer of Platinum # 1

I.

Single Trophy Blues

Welcome to the first entry in a series of Summer-long entries that are going to be devoted to my attempt to earn the Platinum trophy on as many PlayStation 3 games as I possibly can between the months of May and September.  If you're not aware, Trophies were Sony's response to Microsoft's Achievements on the XBox 360, with the added bonus of the bragging rights bing and notification of the Platinum.  I'm glad they added these little things and I'm thankful for Microsoft for bringing them to consoles (I really don't know where these things come from, to be honest) because it's driven me to do a lot of things I wouldn't normally do in video games.  Like constantly replaying the same games over and over, for instance.  On every generation that has come before the one we're in now, I'd finish a game and be done with it.  Including games like Final Fantasy VII, God of War, and so on and so forth.  The only came I continued to play no matter how many times I completed it was Castlevania: Symphony of the Night; not including fighting games of course.  Everything else was pretty much a one-hitter-quitter.

When the Trophy system was first implemented in July, 2008, and I got that first bing and pop-up notification, I began tracking and collecting as many trophies as I could from the games I tend to play (which is a lot).  These new little added bonuses have seen me play through several RPGs multiple times, as well as action adventure titles, first person shooter games, and who knows what else, trying to do things that normally I wouldn't care about.  And then there's the Platinum Trophy.  A special added bonus that isn't available to the XBox 360 that's really just there for bragging rights.  It's an I DID EVERYTHING sort of trophy, because it actually requires you to do EVERYTHING all the other trophies require you to do in order to obtain it.  It's intensely nerdy, absolutely frustrating, but for some reason it's a very satisfying experience.  At least for me.

So, I decided to blog about my adventures in trying to get as many Platinum Trophies over the Summer as I possibly can, which I'm pretty sure I've already stated, and thus, I'm repeating myself, sharing with whomever it is that reads this thing that intensely nerdy side of myself all for the sake of shits and giggles.

The Single Trophy Blues comes about when you need one meager little trophy to bing off in the top right corner before you get that Platinum one.  These trophies somehow manage to elude you for any number of reasons.  It could be that you need a partner to help you get it, as is the case for me in Resident Evil 5 where the trophy War Hero is all that is needed for me to get the Platinum Trophy, We Will Survive.  To get the War Hero trophy, you need to beat all chapters on Professional difficulty, which is nothing but a frustrating pain in the ass to even attempt to do by yourself.  Mostly because Sheva is a piece of shit when she's controlled by the AI and is always dying at every turn.  And in a game like this, where the co-op is forced upon you, you almost always have to do something hokey like running across the map 'cause Sheva got stuck and killed and you need to revive her.

Or the trophies can be ridiculously simple, but for some reason or another you just can't get it.  Like Devil's Brigade, a single bronze trophy in X-Men Origins: Wolverine that requires the player to find all the dog tags decorated throughout the game.  I've attempted this on many occasions, and every single time there's one set of dog tags that I can't ever locate.  I tried it four or five times by myself, and then additional four or five times using various guides on the Internet and even the official strategy guide on one occasion.  The official strategy guide had all but one listed in the book, which I suppose is to be expected from Brady Games (or Prima for that matter, as both publishers put out the shittiest strategy guides in video gaming).

Or they can be the closest thing to a nightmare as possible, at least for me.  Such is the case for the Hard to the Core trophy from Dead Space 2.  This trophy requires the player to beat the game on Hard Core mode, which isn't all that difficult as far as monsters and combat and the like goes; but it's made more difficult in that there are no check points in the games, items are a bit rarer to find, and you only get three saves the entire game.  You have to practically memorize the game inside and out before attempting it and knowing where the best save points are (i.e. the ones right before you die a horrible death) and you have to avoid making any mistakes whatsoever (like backing up into environmental hazards that lead to instant death, whoops!).

These are the games I'm going to begin this summer with.  I'll try to record every little detail; every triumph and failure; and every time I want to poke a game dev in the eye for subjecting me to this nonsense.

II

Double the Dosage

Surprisingly, I don't have many games that need just two trophies to get the Platinum.  Just one game, actually.  God of War III.  Unfortunately, they're both trophies that I'm not very excited to even attempt in any sort of way.  Unhuman is the first one that requires the player to beat the game on Titan Mode, which is the game's hardest difficulty setting, and it's not a setting that's very Dameyon-Friendly.  I've made two attempts at it already, and both times I saw myself turned into a pile of mush over and over again at the hands of sub-boss after sub-boss.  I didn't have any problems with the bosses, the Gods themselves, but the sub-bosses were awful little bastards.

The second one is Up to the Challenge, which revolves around beating the Challenge of Olympus, and the God of War challenge modes aren't something to just wink at and give a quick smirk two.  They're horrible little things that can (and probably have) lead to the death of many controllers across the world.  I've finished these challenges on three different God of War games (God of War, Chains of Olympus, and Ghost of Sparta), but God of War II and III aren't a whole lot of fun for myself.  I'll get 'em done, but it's gonna take a lot of effort.

III.

Infectious Trifecta

The games that need only three trophies don't number very high either, including only Assassin's Creed II and God of War II.

God of War II has Bleeding Thumbs, which is another challenge-based trophy; Eye Sore, which requires the player to collected twenty Cyclops' eyes; and You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff... which requires the player to collect all the Uber Chests.  I would have had the last two by now if I kept at it, but I got side-tracked by a plethora of other games.  The challenge one is another butt-clenching situation of frustration.  Whatever that is.  I'm gonna be a bit miffed if these two challenge trophies for God of War II and III turn out to be rather easy to get after failing so many times before.

Assassin's Creed II is a bit more humiliating.  These three trophies are ones that I was going to get after I had finished the game a few years ago because they're all very easy to get with one just being rather time consuming.  But I lost my save file and now I have to start over from the beginning of the game and play it through to the end in order to unlock all the cities and whatnot.  I have In Memory of Petruccio, where I need to collect all the feathers; Show Your Colors, where I need to wear the Auditore cape in each city; and Sweeper, where I have to sweep five guards at once by using a long weapon like a pike or a spear.  All three are bronze trophies.  The one good thing about this one is that I've been wanting to replay all the Assassin's Creed games leading up to Assassin's Creed III for a while -- especially since the last time I gave it a whirl, I had completely forgotten how to play Assassin's Creed III.

IV

The Fantastic Four and Fox Force Five

I got three games in this section.  Dragon Age: Origins and Batman: Arkham Asylum both have four trophies needed, and Mass Effect 2 has five.

Dragon Age: Origins has Easy Lover which requires a romantic relationship with Zevran which is the most annoying character in the game to me.  I hate that guy.  Then there's Hopelessly Romantic, which will automatically trigger once I hook up with Zevran.  Kinslayer's next which requires me to complete the Dward Noble origin story, which I tried to do before, but it gliched out and the other dwarves wouldn't stand where they were supposed to.  I wonder if I still have my Dragon Age game saves.  Prolly not!  Then there's this pain in the ass one called Perfectionist which says, "Across all playthroughs, discovered all possible endings," which I don't even know what all the endings are or what ones I've got!

Batman: Arkham Asylum is a stupid one.  The game is amazing, don't get me wrong, but the trophies are need aren't fun to get at all -- which may make them more satisfying to get.  The first one is Freeflow Silver, where  I gotta get sixteen medals on combat challenges, followed by Freeflow Gold where I gotta get 24 medals.  These aren't easy for me to do because some of the maps you do the combat challenges on are ridiculously hard.  Floors get all electric-shocky-like and whatnot.  Then there's Predator Gold which requires 24 medals on Predator Challenges, which aren't easy either.  Each map has three requirements you need to get to get the medals for.  I'm not sure if you need to get all three in one attempt, or if you can get one, then another on a different playthrough; etc.  Then there's Perfect Knight, which needs 100% completion to get, which, along with the Platinum, will automatically ping when I get those other three trophies.

Mass Effect 2 is just butt.  It's a butt experience filled with butt situations that are all butt.  And not good butt, neither.  Mud butt type butt.  If only because of the Insanity trophy which says I gotta beat the game on Insanity Difficulty -- which I've done on Mass Effect 3, but for some reason ME2 just says, NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT, FUCKHEAD.  So I don't do it.  The character I play just doesn't seem to jive with the horrible butt situation that is Insanity Difficulty.

V

To Infinity And Beyond

Or something to that effect.  The rest of the games are too plentiful and the trophies to bountiful to continue listing what I need to get to grab the Platinum and run.  I have pretty close to two-hundred games now and while not all of them have Platinum trophies, or are even on the PlayStation 3; there's still a lot to go through and cover 'em all in this one little entry.

As a bonus, however, since I've just recently acquired an XBox 360 for the first time, I'm also gonna cover the achievements I gather in a little section at the bottom of each entry.

And that's it.  Pretty lame, really, but it's all in an effort to keep me writing more.

Bits and Pieces 14: Stomping Grounds

AND WE'RE LIVE

One of the main reasons this blog of mine has seen less activity than a nerd's sex life is because I have a laptop that isn't worth a shit.  It's a nightmare piece of hardware that slowly drains the life out of anyone that uses it and for the most part I opt not to.

So I do everything from my phone nowadays.  Lucky for mr there's a blogger app that will allow me to update this thing without having to use that shitty laptop.

THE AGE CONUNDRUM

Since I've started reading a lot of comics lately on a regular basis, going from just Invincible and the regular Batman title to also reading seven X-Men titles (eventually eight) and a Spider-Man book making it eleven monthly titles come April, I've been noticing some quirky things regarding the ages of the characters.  In All-New X-Men young Scott is said to be 14 and now Scott is said to be 40.  That means out of the sixty years of publication for the X-Men Cyclops has only aged 27 years.  During Grant Morrison's run on New X-Men he has Emma say she's 27.  Is she still 27? Or does Scott like the younger ladies?  And for how long has Scott been 40?

I love this because it continues thr history of the universe and adds to it.  I love fictional history, not continuity mind you, but history.  All-New X-Men is my current favorite of the Marvel Now explosion -- followed closely by Cable and X-Force and Deadpool -- because it hits those nostalgia points for long time X-Men readers while providing a fresh take on the X-Men world of things.  Which is a lot of fun.  It seems that all the new X titles from Marvel a presenting fresh new spins on that corner of the Marvel Universe and it's more than enough to get me hooked.

SUPERIOR IS AS SUPERIOR DOES

Speaking of fresh new spins, Superior Spider-Man is just that.  Writer Dan Slott is having fun with the book, and you can tell by how he's writing it, and having fun with the readers.  All the stuff that seemed to be controversial before the series started is being undercut by awesome bait and switch moves that keep things interesting.  And the art is this hyper weird mix between Todd McFarlane and one of those more cartoony guys that's worked on Spider-Man since Todd's departure two decades ago.

SNYDE

Where did Scott Snyder come from?  Dude wasnt on my radar almost two yeara ago and now I adore anything and everything he writes.  My first experience with Mr. Snyder's work was with Batman # 1 from the New 52 launch and I didn't buy it because of his name.  I bought it because I'm a long time fan of Greg Capullo's art.  And I wasnt that impressed with the first issue and financial issues kept me from sticking with it past the first issue so I decided to wait for the trade.  Now Batman is a title I buy month in and month out, I buy the American Vampire hardcovers when hr become available and I've started going back and buying everything with Mr. Snyder's name attached to it beginning with Gates of Gotham and The Black Mirror.  He's really good at what he does.

THE BLOG IS COMING

Oh, shit!  Here it comes!

Now that I'm using my phone to write this stuff on, more content will be coming.  The 20 Year Anniversary stuff for Image Comics even though Image is now 21 years old, the Art of Todd McFarlane,  other comic book stuff and other video game stuff I've been meaning to write about but kept putting off because of that laptop. All relatively soon!

So, yep!

Welcome Home?

It's been slightly over two decades since I've been a regular reader of any kind of X-Men comics.   I stopped reading around 1991 and 1992 because the art took a huge leap backwards when Jim Lee, Whilce Portacio and Rob Liefeld left the books.

During that time I'd flirt with the titles here and there.  I read some of the Fatal Attractions issues where Magneto ripped the Adamantium from Wolverine's bones and I tries to read Grant Morrison's run on New X-Men as it was being published but lost track and eventually opted to wait foe the trades.  After Morrison left I had no interest in the X-Men world at all.

Then Marvel did their Civil War event which I'm a big fan of and things started to pique my interests.  The main book that piqued those interests was a book called Schism, which could be billed as a Civil War for the X-Men.  I bought kt and read it and though I was less than impressed with it at the time, the ideas of the book kept me interested for a while.  I bought the first issue of Wolverine and the X-Men and that was about it.  My interests went elsewhere.  Comic wise it went to Invincible -- my favorite superhero comic ever -- Savage Dragon and Batman, because Scott Snyder and Greg Capullo are champions. I also spent a great deal of the past two years replenishing my lirbrary of books I had gotten rid of, damaged or lost over the years, and re-reading them.  And then there's video games.  Comics can't compete with them for my attentiom most of the time because vidro games give me much more bang for my buck.  And I play a lot of video games.  I did manage to read the Rise and Fall of the Shi'ar Empire, which was okay and Second Coming, which I adored. I also tried to keep up with some of the books after Schism that followed Cable and Hope and X-Force, but couldnt keep getting to my local comic shop.

My interest in X-Men actually died last year or so when Marvel announced the Avengers vs. X-Men event.  It sounded weird, made little sense to me and I thought that if this was a fighting game being done by Capcom in the similar vein as Marvel vs. Capcom, I'd be all over it.  Time went on, the series was being published, and nothing was winning me over. At least nothing that I was hearing.

Then a truck driver that delivers gas to where I work began talking up the AvX story and I was mildly interested.  I decided to wait for the trade and was more than happy to see that an omnibus was coming.

When the omnibus arrived I sat down and devoured it.  It was essentially basic superhero comics stuff but the way it was presented was very interesting. And the aftermath that started coming in after the omnibus was published with the Marvel Now initiative, it just kept coming. The interest I mean.

So I bit the bullet and started trying some of the books beginning with Deadpool, then with the Uncanny Avengers 'causr it's hard to go wrong on a boom illustrated by John Cassaday.  Then more started coming.  Uncanny X-Force grabbed my attentiom because of the cast of characters that included Storm, Psylocke and Spiral. And then there's All-New X-Men which is reminiscent of Days of Future Past in that Beast goes back in time and brings the original five X-Men to the present to show them what's become of everything.  I've also added Wolverine and the X-Men and Cable and X-Force to the list, both of which are awesome in their own rights.  I'll also be reading Uncanny X-Men and X-Men omce they start as well.

The world of the X-Men has changed drastically in twenty years but in a very good, almost fresh and new sort of way and I'm once again happy to be an X-Men fan.

A Fan's Retrospective: Looking Back At Image Comics

Part I:

YOUNGBLOOD

Rob Liefeld.

What can be said about Rob Liefeld?

If you Google up his name right now you'll probably get a lot of hits for the guy and most of them, I'm assuming, will be negative.  You'll read about him stealing art, bad business decisions, how he's a hack, how he can't draw feet or women or proportions or very much of anything else; you'll probably find a page or two that claims that he single handedly (sometimes with the six other founders) destroyed the comic book industry.  You'll find all that stuff elsewhere, however, not from me.  For me, Rob Liefeld's always been a huge inspiration.  A self-taught comic book artist that had the balls behind the idea of forming Image Comics and leaving the big two publishers, Marvel and DC, caught with their pants down and jumped for it.  Rob's art isn't my favorite comic book art to look at, but I don't hate it.  I'm rather fond of it.  Comics, especially superhero comics, take place in universes that don't acknowledge our realm of physics, so why bellyache if an artist draws hyper-misproportioned figures to reflect that?  Why continue to do it after twenty-fiveyears of him doing it?  Just move on to something you enjoy instead, right?

Youngblood was Rob Liefeld's first foray into creating comic characters he owned (after creating a great heaping gob of them for Marvel, as was the last artist I can remember to do so), his first foray into self-publishing (albeit, with help from Malibu Comics in the beginning), and it was the first comic published by Image Comics.  Unfortunately, I'm no longer in possession of those original publications, so looking back on them from a writing standpoint is almost impossible.  What I do have is the digital re-publication of that material that's been slightly remixed and re-organized with a re-scripting by Joe Casey, who I'm a pretty big fan of.  I suppose this could be called a director's cut, or even the special edition of those original four issues.

Before I get into all of that, however, let me set the stage a little bit.  Rob Liefeld's career began with Megaton then went on at DC Comics on a Hawk and Dove mini-series that caught the attention of Bob Harras who, at the time, had recently been seated as the editor of the X-Men line of books at Marvel.  Harras hired Rob and put him on The New Mutants with writer Louise Simonson as of # 86.  With Rob on the art chores, and with the introduction of a mysterious new character he helped create, Cable, the boots sales numbers began to grow.  Simonson left the book at # 97, and Marvel gave control of the book to Liefeld on plots and pencils, with Fabian Nicieza scripting the book on the last three issues before Marvel rebranded the book with the same creators.  New Mutants ended with # 100 and Rob Liefeld introduced even more characters in those last three issues.  I think it should be noted that, if I remember right, Rob Liefeld was the last artist to work for Marvel that created new characters for the company with any sort of lasting or staying power: Deadpool and Cable.  The book was retitled X-Force (which is also still around, though vastly different than it was back then), given a new # 1, made an event out of and sold like bananas.  Liefeld cemented himself as a powerhouse in comics in 1991 and, just as wild as it was to rebrand a title with a # 1, he decided to take it a wild step further and created a whole new publisher with his friends.

I think that's the correct history.  I could have some minor details wrong.

Youngblood is, as one would guess, a superhero comic.  And despite the fact that it's always easily dismissed by a great deal of comic book readers as a nothing sort of comic; as underwritten, overdrawn dreck, Youngblood didsome stuff in its pages that is still relevant today (maybe even more so today) and it was the first time I'd seen anything like it.  Not just in Liefeld's crazy action pose filled art, but in content as well.  Right out of the gate Liefeld's pencils are in your face with massive characters, massive guns, and massive pouches.  Things that seem to bother everyone in the world that loves superhero comics except me (and I hope people that are like me, I don't know!).  The pouches on Liefeld's characters always made them much more interesting to me I always wondered what was in them -- even back with Deadpool and Cable -- and, believe it or not, it also made them somewhat more practical.  Let me explain.  Look at the Punisher's design, from the original design from the 1970s to today's variation of that same design.  Black jumpsuit, black boots, white skull and a really big gun.  Where does he keep his extra ammo?  If you look at soldiers today, twenty years ago, forty years ago; they have more in common with Liefeld's pouch-heavy designs than they do military-based characters like the Punisher, Captain America, Taskmaster, so on and so forth.  Also right off the bat we get to see an amazing truth in those first few pages of this new digital edition of Youngblood that holds true now as much as it did back then: creator owned comics have much more passion in them than work-for-hire comics.  Regardless of how fond the artist or writer is of the character, you can feel the passion in a creator owned comic that's entirely absent in a work-for-hire book.  I can find many reference points for evidence for this from books like Youngblood, the other books I'm reading for this blog, and books like Battle Chasers, Sin City, and Hellboy.  It's not just in the action here in Rob's art, even though the lines are bolder, more distinct, and there seems to be an attention to the detail towards the look of the book that Marvel couldn't replicate at the time, but also in the introduction of a character named Jackson Kirby, an obvious dedication to Jack Kirby who, without him, there wouldn't be much of a comic book industry today.  As a creator you only base characters on real people for two reasons, I think: to mock them or to show them an unrestrained respect to them.  Liefeld's depiction of Kirby as an action hero in his comic is much more the latter than it could ever be the former.

The actual story of Youngblood opens up in another dimension with a group of a freedom fighters -- that are gathered together like the usual five man superhero team -- trying to escape the clutches of the Darkseid-esque character named Darkthornn.  I had always read that Youngblood was intended to be a Teen Titans book over at DC, but it isn't until now, twenty-years of comic reading later, that I can see it.  I don't know if it's true or not, but I can see the similarities.  With the prologue out of the way we get to the "real world," where Rob takes us places that I hadn't seen before in comics: the superhero as a celebrity.  I can't tell you with any kind of certainty that Rob was the first to do this sort of thing.  Truth is, I don't really know.  I do know, however, that I've seen it since a great deal of times, but I don't recall ever seeing it in a comic that was published before 1992. Superheroes,as I knew them -- maybe as you knew them -- have always had secret identities that they had to keep separate from their superhero life, and they had to fight to keep those identities secret.  Batman does it; Superman does it; Spider-Man and the X-Men do it.  Youngblood didn't.  Youngblood is a massive team of superheroes split into two separate strike forces (one to do the famous regular superhero stuff, and one to do the military-styled black ops stuff) owned and operated by the U.S. Government.  I never quite understood the Youngblood name, and I still don't, to be honest.  When it was first announced, I remember fearing that it would be a comic about hockey like the movie of the same name from forever ago.

That premise alone creates an interesting dynamic for the characters to operate in, one that, as I've stated already, that's been used a lot since 1992, where superheroes are publicly known and treated as celebrities.  They have television deals, action figures; are followed by the tabloid media and paparazzi, and all sorts of things like that.  It's a very interesting concept that could have only been born from the late 1980s and early 1990s and stays just as relevant today as it was back then because of our society's complete fascination with the lives of celebrities.  Before Youngblood, superheroes were billionaire playboys, mild-mannered reporters and the like.  An archtype born out of the pulp heroes like Zorro, the Shadow, the Phantom, and many others.  To top it off, Youngblood's other side -- which leaks out to the media in the plot -- is something superhero comics really haven't seen since the 1940s, except in a few panels of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbon's Watchmen: superheroes tackling real-world issues.  Youngblood's hidden side, it's black ops side, leads a strike on a middle-eastern dictator bearing a striking resemblance -- in name and appearance -- to Saddam Hussein: Hassan Kussein.  The conflict, however, is mostly predictable superhero stuff. Big action poses accompanied by dialogue that stunts the tempo of the action, which, here, has at least been updated to feel a bit refreshing than I remember it being originally. The coloring isn't too much different than I remembered them being, either.  It's also worth noting that in 1992, coloring like this hadn't really been done before.  Image Comics' publication levels, especially the quality of paper and coloring, blew everything else out of the water.  And it only got better.

The second issue of the series introduces another new character of Liefeld's that's proved to have a bit of lasting power in Prophet: a time-travelling super-warrior of some sort that has connections to the Darkthornn character from the prologue.  Youngblood finds him in Kussein's basement (after the dictator was disposed of rather relentlessly in the first issue, naturally,by the away team's telekinetic Psi-Fire).  A typical mistaken identity superhero plot battle erupts between the team and Prophet until the real threat makes itself known.  The third issue flashes back and forth between the home team as they battle supervillains and Prophet battles the real villains over the bodies of the defeated members of Youngblood and the freedom fighters from the prologue.  The fourth and final issue is both Youngblood teams united with the freedom fighters and Prophet going to war with Darkthornn.  I remember really loving this issue when it was originally published and I can still see why.  You can really see Rob's anime influences shine through in some of these pages.  They're fresh, richly colored, and pretty detailed at certain parts.  The action, too, is a hyper mix of both Western and Eastern comic book approaches to story telling.  Liefeld's work in fight scenes and action sequences, in my mind, is very similar to the big booking style of the WWE with lots of highspots and signature moves; not a lot of mat work, but it works almost the same (well, as long as you have decent performers in the WWE).  I also think new pages of art have been added here and there as some are very unfamiliar, and I poured over these books for a long while ages ago.  They look just as good, if not better, but fit in seamlessly and actually push the narrative along at a better pace.  The re-arranging of certain sequences and scenes also helps in that matter.  The end result is that the first four issues of the Youngblood series aided with the re-scripting by Joe Casey, isn't that bad of a comic at all.  I enjoy it, not as much as I did twenty years ago, sure, but I still rather like it.  It starts out as something new and fresh but delves back into being a typical superhero comic in the end, but one that's still, as I said, relevant.  The celebrity thing is still as fresh as it was then and hasn't been overused, even though it's been used a lot.  I've seen it used in the pages of Powers by Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming, in New X-Men by Grant Morrison and a plethora of different artists, and I've seen it used in the Authority during Mark Millar and Frank Quitely's run.  Mark also touched on it in his run on the Ultimates with Bryan Hitch a bit.  I don't know if Liefeld is the originator of the idea, and I don't know if those other guys were at all inspired by Liefeld's Youngblood; but it's definitely something I'd like to see a lot more of in comics.  I don't think it's been explored to its fullest potential at all.

With Joe Casey's help on the refurbishing of the original series, I think that Rob Liefeld has a comic on his hands that has stood the test of time for twenty years now and will still stand for the years to come.  It has aged very well.  No, it isn't a genre altering piece like Watchmen or the Dark Knight Returns, but it isn't a horrible example of what the comic book medium has to offer, either.

Next up: Todd McFarlane and His Spawn.

A Fan's Retrospective: Looking Back at Image Comics

INTRODUCTION

1992 was a pretty revolutionary year for me as a fifteen-year-old-going-on-sixteen-year-old kid. I'd began reading comics just seven years before, in 1985, with Kitty Pryde and Wolverine # 2.  Sure, I had owned comics before, but I had a hard time reading much of anything at all at that point and, besides, almost all of the comics I owned before then were DC Comics.  I didn't care or like DC's library of books or cast of characters at nine years old.  I thought of the 1960s Batman television show every time I thought of DC and I didn't really wanna even look at comics with a pre-teen boy in tight pants going BIFF POW and WHAM on a bunch of shitty looking criminals.  And at nine years old, I was picky about everything.  When I began reading comics I instantly gravitated to the characters that were familiar to me and the publisher that brought them to life.  I knew who the Incredible Hulk and Amazing Spider-Man were because of the live action television show with Lou Ferigno and Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends that also featured Iceman and Firestar (Iceman being an X-Men character is a huge catch here, and Firestar was actually created for the cartoon and then introduced to the comics later).  This one comic, one that my mother bought for me on a trip to a grocery store in Virginia, was published by Marvel Comics -- the same publisher whose logo appeared on the television shows I just mentioned -- and I figured it was safe.  It featured a vicious looking, almost animalistic character named Wolverine and the spritely (!), light spirited character Kitty Pryde.  Non-comics reading folks would recognize them as being portrayed by Hugh Jackman and Ellen Page in X3: The Last Stand.  With that single comic I was introduced to a world that would, undoubtedly, change my life forever: The X-Men.  For the next seven years I read X-Men related comics almost exclusively.  There was only one exception: The Amazing Spider-Man.

These comics were presenting a whole new universe of characters, each with their own personal histories as well as a massive overall history, that was quite exiting to me.  I devoured all of it.  So much so that by 1990 I knew pretty much all one could possibly know about the X-Men and Spider-Man without having read every comic published featuring the characters -- hell,I even knew some of the other Marvel characters' histories from books I thought were exceptionally corny on an almost DC-like level; like those Avengers chaps.  My constant quest for knowing everything about these character started drawing me towards the Whos.  The Whos being those responsible for bringing the comics I was reading to life.  The artists, the writers, the editors, the inkers, the colorists; even that Stan Lee guy (who I already knew because he did many voice overs for the Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends program). And, as with what I imagine to be a great deal of comic book readers, it was the artists on the book that I learned of first.  Marc Silvestri was the first I gravitated towards with his sharp -- sometimes raggedly sharp -- edges on the Uncanny X-Men and eventually Wolverine's own title.  Then Todd McFarlane's spindly Spider-Man with Spaghetti Webbing on the Amazing Spider-Man and the subsequent, adjectiveless Spider-Man book.  Jim Lee followed Marc Silvestri on Uncanny with sporadic issues, a lot of covers, and a short but amazing run on the title before jumping to an also adjectiveless X-Men book.  This guy blew the doors off of everything with every line he drew.  On X-Factor, a title that followed the adventures of the original five X-Men were the intense pencils of Whilce Portacio who followed Lee on Uncanny.  Over on the younger end of the X-Men spectrum was a book called the New Mutants that followed the newest additions to Xavier's School for the Gifted and it was being pencilled by an equally young Rob Liefeld.  Following Todd on both Amazing Spider-Man and Spider-Man, oddly enough, was Erik Larsen who is responsible (well, and David Michelinie wrote one of them) for my two favorite stories featuring Spidey: Return of the Sinister Six and Revenge of the Sinister Six. These guys were my favorite artists in comics at the time and all of them drew for Marvel Comics.  In my eyes, no one could touch them.  Not even the saints that had come before like Jack Kirby or Steve Ditko or John Byrne.  I was a kid.  I was stupid.  Shit happens!  No one at Marvel was this good and no one at DC came even close.

By the end of 1991 all my favorite artists were practically gone from Marvel.  They were either on sabbatical, had permanently left those titles announcing their self-imposed retirement, or were just doing layouts and covers here and there.  Without getting too much into the politics of what was going on behind the scenes, what was going on was that these six artists, plus a guy named Jim Valentino, were exiting Marvel altogether to create something new, something fresh, and, ultimately, something that they owned.  Image Comics was birthed from the collaborative minds of Rob Liefeld, Erik Larsen, Todd McFarlane, Jim Valentino, Marc Silvestri, Jim Lee, and Whilce Portacio, and it was to be simply a publishing house for comics that owned nothing.  What ultimately followed was a revolution that changed not only myself but the entire comic book industry, and, indeed, the medium itself forever.  Up until that point, I was exclusively a reader of X-Men related comics and Spider-Man, as I mentioned before, and I never thought of reading anything else, nor did I even want to.  Until they left, anyway.  What happened when all of them left Marvel was suddenly there was a void of pretty art as the artists that were replacing these guys were aping their styles and not doing a very good job at it.  But it isn't their fault as Marvel had a horrible habit of enforcing specific styles upon their writers and artists that mimicked the successful team that came before them. It was actually years and years after Chris Claremont left the Uncanny X-Men that they allowed another writer to deviate from the text-heavy caption boxes that rendered the art useless because that was the "X-Men" style. All my favorite comics and favorite characters suddenly got very ugly.  Almost overnight.

The first Image Comics book debuted in April of 1992.  It was called Youngblood and it was the brainchild of Rob Liefeld.  It was followed a month later by Todd McFarlane's Spawn comic; in July Erik Larsen gave us the Savage Dragon.  In August we saw both Jim Lee and Brandon Choi's WildC.A.T.s and Jim Valentino's ShadowHawk and in October Marc Silvestri teamed up with his brother, Eric, to bring us Cyber Force.

I was obsessed.  It was like I had discovered comics for the first time all over again.  New characters, new worlds, new histories, and, for once, they looked better than my old favorites at Marvel ever had.  I abandoned Marvel for the better part of the 1990s, I didn't return until the Fatal Attractions crossover with the X-Men books where Magneto ripped Wolverine's adamantium off his bones, and even then it was for a very short period of time until Grant Morrison came knocking.  I stuck with Image and bought almost every book they published until eventually branching out to other publishers because these seven guys, and those that worked with them and even brought their own creations under the Image banner, had opened my eyes to see past the Marvel horizon.  There was Frank Miller's Sin City, for instance.  Arthur Adams' Monkey Man & O'Brien stories, and a good portion of the books published by Valiant Comics like Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, Bloodshot, and X-O Manowar proved to be eventual favorites of mine.

This year marks the twentieth anniversary of Image Comics.  Almost all of those properties that a whole lot of fans and even some professionals said wouldn't last five years are still going, and decently well.  One book, Savage Dragon, is still being written and drawn by its original creator: Erik Larsen. This year saw the return of several of Rob Liefeld's creations as though they had never went anywhere, and Cyber Force was rebooted in October.  And that's just the tip of the iceberg.  Image Comics now is a very different place than it was twenty years ago.  Where it was once a publishing house dominated by creator-owned superhero comics, there's now creator-owned dramas, creator-owned science fiction, creator-owned horror and even a certain creator-owned zombie comics called the Walking Dead.  Everyone's heard of that, right?

In an attempt to celebrate the twentieth anniversary of my favorite comics publisher (still!  to this day!) I decided I would revisit those original six comics -- and the seventh one that almost got away -- to see what the thirty-six year old version of myself thinks of the comics my fifteen year old self adored.  So, hold on to your hats, it's bound to be an interesting ride.

First up: Rob Liefeld's Youngblood.

Soul Calibur V

The Legacy of the Redundant Soul

I so desperately wanted to fall in love with SOUL CALIBUR V, much the way I had with the original Soul Edge/Soul Blade for the PlayStation, and its sequel, Soul Calibur, for the Sega Dreamcast.  Since those two games, the series has been wrought with unsatisfying experience after unsatisfying experience -- all of which seem to be lesser versions of the one before it.  Soul Calibur V is really no different.

When I first popped the game in after it being delivered to my door step, I was met with the sensation of disappointment once again -- the same disappointment I felt with Soul Calibur II and III, but not quite as bad as what I felt with IV.  Soul Calibur II's gameplay felt lessened, to me, than it's predecessor and had a lot less features.  Soul Calibur III had the creation mode for the first time in any fighting game, but it was limited and not very well structured, and it, too, seemed to have less offerings than its previous installment.  VI suffered from the same creation mode issues, lacked in all the extra modes I had becomes accustomed to with Soul Blade and Soul Calibur, but offered Darth Vader, Yoda, and Starkiller as extra characters.  It seems that as the series progresses, the focus is put more on what guest characters they can stick into the game rather than making the new experience better than the last.

With Soul Calibur V we once again have solid gameplay that is accompanied by a solid online mode, but we have a neutered single player experience that's limited to a very shoddy story mode, the regular arcade mode that goes into fighting games but restricted to just six opponents, and a mode that was borrowed somewhat from Tekken; particularly the handheld versions of Tekken on the PSP.  There's no survival mode, no sort of challenge tower, no mode that guides you through the gameplay process as before; there's no depthy story mode or pseudo RPG mode, no character viewers or background viewers; there's not even any sort of storyline components for the characters that we've all grown to love and appreciate.  Nope, no CGI endings, no couple of illustrations accompanied by some text endings, there's no story elements for any of the characters outside of the story mode and it just covers the new characters.

Visually, the game is very pretty, but to me, aside from some changes to how the game plays, it's no different at all from the previous game.  In fact, it feels like such a lesser version of Soul Calibur IV, that aside from unlocking the creation parts, there's almost no incentive to actually play this game at all over the previous one.  Yeah, it has Ezio from Assassin's Creed, but if I want to play a game for that specific character, I'm going to play Assassin's Creed.

Soul Calibur V is redundant, and it makes me feel that Team Soul -- along with a few other Japanese game developers -- have no idea what they're audience expects from them, and assume they can just do what Activision is doing with Call of Duty, except fighting games are not Call of Duty.  You can't really build a robust online component to a game that's basically a fight between two digital characters.  You can make it work, you can make it work really well, or you can make it fail horribly.  While Soul Calibur V does work online really well, some of us who play these types of games, don't care at all to play them online.  Yet, most of the devs and publishers that make fighting games from Japan assume that that's what they're entire audience wants from them now, and so the past decade and a half of all this expansive single player content is being done away with so that you and your friends can collect emblems, titles, and tags online.

All the while redundantly unlocking items to make up a new fighter with that are just the same items and materials from the previous game.  Yes, you have to spend an absurd amount of time playing Soul Calibur V to unlock the same equipment that you spent an absurd amount of time playing Soul Calibur IV unlocking.  It was upon that point, after reaching almost level fifty of in the game, that I realized that there's no real point in playing Soul Calibur V.  Even within the creation mode, it's still just as restrictive as it's always been with the only new addition to it being the adjusting of the characters size.  You still can only make clones of the fighters offered -- which makes for some hilarious moments, actually, when you make a male character in a woman's fighting style, and he stands and runs and behaves in the game like one of the females.  They didn't go all out, which is a huge disappointment when you learn that around four-hundred individuals worked on this game.  It was rushed, it feels rushed; and it's very sad to see a game that used to offer a slew of unique experiences within the fighting game genre has been robbed of all of that.  I would've liked to have seen maybe ten different fighting styles that were exclusive to the creation characters instead of just making fifty clones of Mitsurugi.

The end results have soured me on Soul Calibur completely and worries me about Namco's future fighting game endeavors, such as TEKKEN TAG TOURNAMENT 2.  I still have hope, 'cause I was very disappointed with Soul Calibur IV as well, and Tekken 6 served up a great fighting game for me.

X THE LINE.

The Death of Darth Vega

            As the Shadowlaw coasted in its orbit around Coruscant, the Sith Lord gazed out from the wide window of his quarters across the vast darkness of the galaxy.  The tiny pinpricks of stars and the planet systems that populated them all brought a sinister smile to his face; for the plans had been set in motion for centuries and soon -- so very, very soon -- all of it would belong to him.  Nothing would stand in his way; nothing could stand in his way.  Not the Galactic Empire, not his ignorant rival, Darth Vader; not even the Emperor himself.  The Emperor: a guise that the entire galaxy bought into.  Darth Sidious had conjured an amazing trick, but to rule the galaxy would require far more force than the mere existence of dual personalities.  Vega had foreseen multiple outcomes of Sidious’ rise to power; all of them ended in his death.  The most prominent of these visions were his end at the hands of the Skywalkers.  But Vega was impatient and to wait several more decades for Skywalker the Lesser to grow into his role as the Last of the Jedi would be to leave his goals in the hands of abstract ideas such as fate and destiny.  Vega’s fate and destiny were of his own design; meticulously plotted and calculated like a sculptor that etched his finest work out of stone.  Even the arrival of Vader’s secret apprentice had been weaved into Vega’s elaborate tapestry.  No, not even Darth Sidious himself could stand in Vega’s way of Galactic Conquest.

Starkiller arrived on the Shadowlaw with an impact that rocked the massive vessel.  Once inside, he navigated through the ship with the greatest of ease thanks to schematics provided by Proxy pre-op.  The opposition he faced within the confines of the ship went down just as easily, his green hued lightsaber sliced through flesh and droid alike.  Not even a blaster bolt touched him or singed the fabric of his tattered suit.  Unbeknownst to him, Darth Vega had rendered his defense droids moot and had plagued his private soldiers with an acute case of exhaustion: a loss to the Sith Lord, but a necessary one.

            Starkiller unleashed a spherical concentration of kinetic force at the sealed durasteel blast doors that could only belong to the quarters of the Jedi he had been assigned to kill.  His Master had given him explicit instructions of not leaving anything to chance; that this Jedi must not survive under any circumstances.  The impact of his hidden projectile bent the doors at the center and unhinged one from their collective frame.  Inside he could see the Jedi clearly: he stood facing a massive window with his back towards Starkiller.  He wore a black cloak secured at the shoulders by two guards, and a bright red cap atop his head that suggested a militant order about him.  When he spun around to greet Starkiller, his appearance sent a shock wave through the Force that rocked every nerve ending in Starkiller’s body.  It wasn’t the vibrant, red uniform that he wore, or the metallic wrist guards that adorned it; nor was it the winged skull on the face of his cap – the same symbol that Starkiller had seen on the hull of the ship—or the pure whiteness of his eyes that felt absent of all life and consciousness.  It was the smile that split the man’s face into two separate halves and the teeth that showed behind his lips.  It was vile, sinister; the smile not of a Jedi, but of something dark and evil.  And though he had never met Darth Sidious and had never witnessed his Master’s masked face bare a smile, Starkiller knew that the smile belonged to a Sith Lord.

            “You’re no Jedi,” Starkiller stated bluntly.

            “Nor are you,” the man said and then something inexplicable happened.

            The man no longer stood at the window behind an ornate desk.  He stood directly in front of Starkiller, a mere yard away.  In the cloud of chaotic confusion that clouded Starkiller’s mind, the questions of what just happened and how is that possible sparked like lightning before a storm.  Teleportation technology, although attempted, was impossible and certainly unfeasible for an organic being.  Yet, that’s what Starkiller had just witness, for no one – not Jedi nor Sith – could move so fast that without blinking, the young Sith apprentice could have not seen it.  In a manner of seconds all of these thoughts passed through Starkiller’s mind before his instincts took control of his body and ignited the youth’s lightsaber.  It sparked to life and filled the darkened room with a vibrant green ambiance.   He then struck out at the supposed Jedi with a similar technique he had used to enter the room.  The wave of Force energy pushed the man in red back to the window where he hit it with a thumping thud.  The window cracked and spider-webbed from the impact and Starkiller charged.  He beckoned the Force to assist his movement and was upon the man in a single leap and his saber fell fast to split the man in half.

            Yet it didn’t.

            The green blade of his saber was held at bay mere inches from the man’s face by a lightsaber of his own.  One that defied everything that Starkiller knew about the weapons and further defied everything he knew about the inner workings of the universe itself.  Its blade was a void; devoid of all light, yet emitted an eerie, violet glow that clashed against the green glow of his own weapon and illuminated those vacant, dead eyes of his opponent.

            Starkiller leapt backwards, his mind full of questions, and watched the man in red rise to his feet.  The stillness in the air between the two provided Starkiller with the opportunity to reach out into the Force for some kindle that would ignite the fire of understanding his conscious mind had denied him.  He found nothing.  No, less than nothing.  An entity of negative space: a void of an unnatural manipulation of the Force itself; a hole torn into the fabric of reality.  Whomever – whatever – this man was, he simply shouldn’t have been; his very existence an impossibility.

            Once to his feet, the man in red tore the black cloak free and tossed it away.  His saber, that dark horrible thing, ignited again and he launched himself at Starkiller: the duel had become official.

Darth Vega toyed with the apprentice of his rival for the better part of an hour.  He dodged and parried; deflected and countered as the deadly dance of the duel progressed.  His intentions were never to kill the apprentice, but to challenge him in a manner that even Vader couldn’t imagine.  To increase the emotional charge of the duel for the apprentice he even allowed the youth to land several strikes against the armor on his shins, forearms and shoulders.  The armor had been molded from an ore that, once solidified from its liquid state, became near indestructible.  Thus the apprentice’s saber did no damage and left no marks.  Then, it seemed, that the music had ended and the dance was over.  It was time for Darth Vega to end this charade.

The duel had exhausted Starkiller.  His muscles and joints ached and it seemed as though the Force itself had ceased to provide him with any sort of support.  This man, whatever he was, was far more powerful than the two Jedi he had previously faced and defeated and the void-like aura that surrounded this being told him that the man even surpassed his Master in sheer power.  Perhaps even the Emperor himself.

            His lightsaber had grown too heavy to wield with one hand, as his preferred style required of him.  He took a traditional two handed stance for his next flurry of attacks.  All of which he thought to be futile – and proved to be – as he felt death as it crept closer and closer still as time passed on.  The duel’s conclusion approached fast and surely his opponent knew it as well. Him with the vile weapon; him with the vile smile; him with the veil of mystery that seemed to bastardize all in existence.

            Still, better to die at the hands of the enemy than to return to his Master in shame.

            Then it happened.

            The man in red spun around violently, his dark saber making a grand arc through the air, and left himself open.  In less time than it took for him to blink, Starkiller flipped the saber in the palm of his hand to his preferred style and jammed the blade into the man in red’s chest to the hilt before the man’s own foul weapon finished its path.  The intense heat of Starkiller’s green blade cauterized the wound and let no blood flow freely.  The opponent dropped his weapon, which went dead as soon as it hit the floor, and fell to his knees.  Starkiller waited until all traces of life left the man in red’s face before he withdrew his weapon.  From the hole in the man’s chest erupted an ethereal violet flame that consumed the entirety of him and left a pile of ash and burning hot metal in his place.  When Starkiller touched the black lightsaber, it, too, was reduced to ash.

            He stopped and stared in amazement with thoughts roaring in his head.  Perhaps this whole ordeal had been nothing more than a figment of his imagination.  Or perhaps it was an ancient trial concocted by the Sith and implored upon him by the Dark Lord that was his Master.  He accepted that and agreed with himself with a silent nod that this was merely another test that Darth Vader had set upon him.  It was the most logically satisfying resolution to the problem, the mystery, that his mind could conjure up.

            He deactivated his weapon and set out to finish the task at hand.

            “What happened in there?” Juno Eclipse asked when he returned to his own ship, the Rogue Shadow.

            “I…” Starkiller paused, his thoughts were blank on the subject.  “I don’t remember.  I remember boarding the ship and now this.  Everything is a blank.”

            Juno stared at him.  Her eyes and the expression on her face told him everything he would want to know.

            “I’m not crazy,” he said.  He dismissed any further conversation and went to Proxy.  “Detonate it.”

            The Shadowlaw erupted in a burst of immense flames then went black in the vacuum of space as Juno pulled the Rogue Shadow away.  It was true, what he told his pilot.  There was a hole in his memory between the time he entered the Shadowlaw and when he departed.  All that remained in his mind’s eye of the event was the image of a terrible smile.